Things Changed...A Lot

It turned out my human's growing stomach meant there was another human coming to live with us. (I'm not sure what the connection was, but when they brought the Screamer back, my human was thinner.) I guess it's a human, anyway It's not much bigger than I am, and it screams a lot ... it gives me a headache. Since the Screamer came, I haven't had much time with my human or the Mutt. I spend most of my time under the bed in my room.

On the plus side, I think they feel guilty, because they've been giving me more treats than ever. (Of course, I'd get them myself, but I don't have thumbs.)